XKCDB: The #xkcd Quote Database

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#1282 ⇧ (+144/-54) ⇩
<Royall> Bananas!
<Bucket> Bananas!
<Ekem> Bananas!

#6189 ⇧ (+178/-73) ⇩
<Frowardd> Bananas!
<Frowardd> 'oh god is that what girls look like under their clothes'
<Frowardd> 'HOW DO THEY PEE?'

#5438 ⇧ (+83/-26) ⇩
<Secret_Agent_Man> Bananas!
<Secret_Agent_Man> Bananas!
<Secret_Agent_Man> Rule 34 says that if it exists, there is porn of it
<Secret_Agent_Man> Therefore, there is no game

#9688 ⇧ (+123/-43) ⇩
<@Randall> Bananas!
<@Randall> Bananas!
<@Randall> "... but it'd be easy enough to write a regex to match most long regexes."
<@Randall> Bananas!
<@Shrdlu> Bananas!

#8184 ⇧ (+170/-71) ⇩
< anaximander> anyone else ever noticed that capslock is an anagram of cockslap?

#7583 ⇧ (+136/-50) ⇩
* fauxhemian climbs into puddles head
< puddle> Bananas!
< puddle> get out of there for your own safety
< fauxhemian> Bananas!
* fauxhemian steps out
< puddle> good.
* aqualis climbs in to puddle's head
* aqualis looks around
* Bucket waves to aqualis

#4780 ⇧ (+136/-50) ⇩
<snark> your nick reminds me of a joke
* snark Quit (Quit: and /part are sitting in a boat)
<quit> What the hell?

#8068 ⇧ (+256/-114) ⇩
< logic> OH GOD
< logic> in a moment of clarity
< logic> I have just realised
< logic> how I am going to propose to my girlfriend
< logic> I am going to take her to a fancy restaurant
< logic> Bananas!
< logic> Bananas!
< logic> And I shall say to her
< logic> Bananas!

< alSeen> Bananas!
< logic> Bananas!
* Bucket puts a ring on it

#1207 ⇧ (+181/-74) ⇩
<Widdershins> pata pata pata pon
* Bucket marches
<Widdershins> pon pon pata pon
* Bucket hurls a spear
<Widdershins> chaka chaka pata pon
* Bucket holds up his shield
<Illarane> Bananas!
<Bucket> THIS COULD USE MORE FLAMETHROWERS

#8361 ⇧ (+269/-120) ⇩
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<Rena> Bananas!

#245 ⇧ (+175/-71) ⇩
<%relsqui> Gelsamel: no, I put it in, you just didn't notice
<%relsqui> .... WOW that needed context.

#631 ⇧ (+462/-222) ⇩
<armlessBoxer> whats xkcdb?
<Bucket> http://www.xkcdb.com/
<relsqui> Bananas!
<Bucket> FOR GONDOR!
<relsqui> that too

#927 ⇧ (+253/-114) ⇩
<etarip> Bananas!
<etarip> i would doodle him standing next to a bear
<etarip> i think the bear was his homie
<etarip> Bananas!
<etarip> Bananas!
<etarip> Bananas!
<Sasquatch> Bananas!
<etarip> Bananas!
<Sasquatch> i am!
<Sasquatch> ever since the california fires
<Sasquatch> FEMA hired me to get things done
<Sasquatch> and i have.
<etarip> Bananas!
<Sasquatch> OR! we can just not have forests.
<Sasquatch> from now on, all forests shall be referred to as groves.
<Sasquatch> problem solved.
<etarip> Sasquatch: GENIUS
<etarip> next onto global warming
<Sasquatch> psh, global warming doesn't exist!
<Sasquatch> Bananas!
<Sasquatch> because he loves what George W. Bush is doing so much!
<Sasquatch> Bananas!
<etarip> now fix tsunami's!
<Sasquatch> psh, i can't fix EVERYTHING
<Sasquatch> everyone knows you can't stop tsunamis
<etarip> Bananas!
<Sasquatch> oh man.. that was a bad joke.. that definitely was in the top quartile
<etarip> Bananas!

#421 ⇧ (+196/-82) ⇩
<_LSK_> I have a perl question.
<_LSK_> Is it appropriate to add #Yum! after each chomp command?
<zigdon> Bananas!
<zigdon> Bananas!

#845 ⇧ (+162/-64) ⇩
=-= Mode #xkcd-signal +v Jeice by moderator
<Jeice> Bananas!
* Okita will avoid attempting to trick Jeice out of good sportsmanship.
* Jeice hates Okita.
<moderator> Bananas!

#5620 ⇧ (+122/-43) ⇩
<Flayer> I know perl
<Daedalus> Bananas!
* Daedalus slams open the door, rain pouring down behind him
* Daedalus marches to the center of the tavern.
<Daedalus> [quietly] I... know perl.
* paraffin turns around slowly and drops his drink
* Daedalus slides a regexp out of his pocket and points it at paraffin silently
* paraffin whips out an abacus
<Daedalus> Bananas!

#8212 ⇧ (+111/-38) ⇩
< fantasyprone> Bananas!
< fantasyprone> it was fucking awesome
<@snark> fantasyprone: no. It needs to be *everyone*. And then you invite one person and don't tell them the theme, so they walk in and it's just this room full of batman staring at them. And the music cuts out. And they just stare.
< fantasyprone> snark: oh wow
< fantasyprone> Bananas!
<@snark> Bananas!
<@snark> Bananas!
<@snark> then all the batmans will laugh and one of them will pass you a cuba libre and the music will start up again
<@snark> Bananas!
<@snark> great party

#5232 ⇧ (+122/-44) ⇩
<Potassium> Bananas!
<Potassium> uh
<Potassium> Bananas!
<Potassium> Bananas!
<Poiesis> Bananas!

<Potassium> Bananas!

<Potassium> Bananas!
<Potassium> wrage
<Potassium> Bananas!

#8222 ⇧ (+435/-209) ⇩
* Caffeine puts a cat in Bucket
* Bucket eats the cat
< Caffeine> OI!
< Caffeine> DON'T DO THAT
< Caffeine> Bananas!
< Bucket> Bananas!
< Caffeine> Bananas!
< Caffeine> Touche.

#1497 ⇧ (+135/-52) ⇩
<scooby> Bananas!
<scooby> Bananas!
<AquaFox> Not female :(.
<AquaFox> Sounds enticing though.
<AquaFox> Bananas!
<AquaFox> Bananas!

#7316 ⇧ (+154/-61) ⇩
< fedora> Bananas!
< fedora> Bananas!
< fedora> wrong channel
< fedora> Bananas!
< Bucket> Bananas!

#4908 ⇧ (+143/-55) ⇩
<@relsqui> Bananas!
<@relsqui> and I wasn't sure whether I was going to delete a certain line
<@relsqui> so I wanted to see how it would scan without it
<@relsqui> Bananas!
<@relsqui> so it wouldn't be executed
<@relsqui> and was like
<@relsqui> ...
<@relsqui> wait.

#9196 ⇧ (+92/-29) ⇩
<x2x> Bananas!
<schwal> Who puts a log in their pricing guide?
<schwal> Apart from woodsellers?
<Cheez> Bananas!

#2209 ⇧ (+131/-48) ⇩
<ShortWave> fardlesnartling wugglemonger
<socksy> fardlesnartling wugglemonger?
<moderator> socksy, you have been muted for 4 seconds.
<PeloleP> Bananas!

#9162 ⇧ (+79/-22) ⇩
* Hodapp puts an Easter hat in Bucket
* Bucket is now carrying an Easter hat, but dropped Felix Baumgartner.
< Nahiyan> Bananas!
<@relsqui> pfft, if there's anyone who can handle a fall it's that guy

#8521 ⇧ (+112/-38) ⇩
<XMPPWocky> Bananas!
<@creature> Bananas!

#248 ⇧ (+326/-152) ⇩
< shoofle> function cannot be executed
< Bucket> Bananas!
< shoofle> I know now how I want to die.

#906 ⇧ (+289/-133) ⇩
<Fusilliban> Bananas!

#798 ⇧ (+199/-85) ⇩
<Killane> Bananas!

#8320 ⇧ (+223/-98) ⇩
<nyan> Bananas!

#1005 ⇧ (+115/-41) ⇩
<+JoeBlue> Bananas!
<+JoeBlue> i've been drawing little circles -
<+Dysk> Bananas!
<+freelancer> wait, joe didn't get muted for 'oh'???
<+Inky> Yeah, I thought that too. Wonder what's up.
<+JoeBlue> yes i did. the moderator is out
<+Dysk> Ah, that'd be why.
<+Pzoxic> Bananas!
<+arcsin> Bananas!
<+freelancer> Bananas!

#2295 ⇧ (+196/-84) ⇩
<DapperDan> It's short and sweet. My friends didn't like this guy we knew. He thought he was awesome, but he never got anywhere with girls. So we had our whore friend Ashton go out with him and get him in bed for a while telling her to "do something to scar him" there.
<DapperDan> We figured she'd do something stupid like use teeth
<DapperDan> Well on monday we saw him at lunch and he was bragging about how he gave her oral
<DapperDan> Bananas!

#7546 ⇧ (+147/-58) ⇩
<fedora> These pokemon are dildos.
<relsqui> beats the reverse
<DarkLoad> Bananas!
<DarkLoad> Dildon. I choose you! Use VIBRATE!
<DarkLoad> Bananas!
<Bucket> Bananas!
<DarkLoad> Bananas!

#10841 ⇧ (+526/-258) ⇩
<Kizul> GUYS: sequel to "Untitled Goose Game"! I totally know what they could call it: "Untitled Goose Game 2: Entitled Goose Game" :D
<Kizul> Bananas!
<@pikhq> Bananas!
<Kizul> pikhq: Now featuring competitive co-op multi-player for up to eight players (local) or up to a whopping THIRTY-TWO players (online)!
<Stereo> Bananas!
<Stereo> Bananas!
<Stereo> morsiless if you will

#710 ⇧ (+368/-175) ⇩
RedOcelot: I don't have wit but i do have cute pickup lines i came up with :D
RedOcelot: For instance
Bucket: I FEEL VIOLATED

#1625 ⇧ (+120/-45) ⇩
<+hexium> Bananas!
<+tarpman> Bananas!

#9516 ⇧ (+77/-20) ⇩
<@relsqui> Bananas!
<Ariamis> Bananas!

#4847 ⇧ (+158/-63) ⇩
<@snark> Bananas!
< SirEel> Bananas!
< SirEel> snark, wat
< Vossy> Bananas!

#7352 ⇧ (+166/-69) ⇩
< Jello_Raptor> Bananas!
< logic> Bananas!
< logic> Bananas!
< logic> Who will one day, rise up to be king of the potato people and will sentence you to death for shunning him/her
< logic> And you will have to escape on a flying carpet to the land of cheese
< Jello_Raptor> Bananas!
< logic> whwere the cheese people will--
< logic> oh.
< logic> fine.
< logic> Bananas!

#8652 ⇧ (+348/-164) ⇩
<~relsqui> Bananas!
<~relsqui> I got to use my QR code reader
<~relsqui> there's a paper taped to the window in the front of my school's library, with a code on it!
<~relsqui> and I was like OH HEY I GOT THIS
<~relsqui> pulled out antiphone, scanned code
<~relsqui> it's a text code, not a URL
<~relsqui> it says:
<~relsqui> Bananas!
<~relsqui> Bananas!

[ Proof: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13951537/libraryqr.jpg --Ed. ]

#5217 ⇧ (+113/-40) ⇩
<Kasyx> Bananas!
<Kasyx> Bananas!
<Kasyx> Bananas!
<ulterior_modem> Bananas!
<ulterior_modem> Bananas!

#6799 ⇧ (+201/-89) ⇩
< packrat> Bananas!
< packrat> I was walking back from the library, whistiling "always look on the bright side of life" from the life of brian
< packrat> Bananas!
< packrat> Bananas!

#6858 ⇧ (+104/-36) ⇩
<photosynthetica> Bananas!
<DaMullet> photosynthetica, cannibalism jokes are NOT acceptable

#8609 ⇧ (+95/-31) ⇩
<snark> Bananas!
<snark> Bananas!
<Shrdlu> sure
<Shrdlu> Bananas!
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<Shrdlu> Bananas!
<Shrdlu> Bananas!

#1030 ⇧ (+123/-45) ⇩
<Carthage> Bananas!

#9248 ⇧ (+136/-53) ⇩
<Stereo> aha, tie instructions are hard to follow because they assume you can stare straight at your own neck
<minimoto> they've made these things called mirrors
<Stereo> have you tried tying a knot in a mirror
<minimoto> no
<Stereo> the glass just goes fucking everywhere and cuts you up

#7309 ⇧ (+167/-69) ⇩
<logic> Bananas!
<katiedid> Depends on the make and model
<whiskeyish> like assholes. everyone has them, and they all--wait, no. they are like my menstrual cycle. they stop by pretty regularly, but i'm never prepared, and it's always a bloody fucking mess.

#8062 ⇧ (+396/-191) ⇩
< Daevol> I found an inconsistency in Linux (an irritating one)
< Daevol> Bananas!
< Daevol> Bananas!
< Daevol> Bananas!
< Daevol> Bananas!
< Daevol> Bananas!
< Daevol> where am I?
< Bucket> Bananas!
< Daevol> Bananas!

#8132 ⇧ (+106/-39) ⇩
< logic> Bananas!
< logic> Bananas!
< logic> Bananas!
< logic> I mean, sure - he couldn't start a round of applause
< logic> but he was just a really nice guy
< logic> Bananas!
< logic> Bananas!
< logic> Bananas!
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< logic> Bananas!

#5969 ⇧ (+119/-43) ⇩
<Potassium-700> Shrdlu, wouldn't there be some kind of nuclear blast associated with the breakdown of K-700?
<@IceKarma> Bananas!
<Potassium-700> IceKarma, no, the retards known as "Ministry Of Education" cut most of it out of the syllabus
<@Shrdlu> Potassium-700: Not much of one. What we call a "nuclear blast" is the high energy associated with the products of a fission event. Essentially, you need "big chunks moving fast".
<@IceKarma> Bananas!
<Potassium-700> Bananas!
<@Shrdlu> Bananas!
* Potassium-700 is now known as Hydrogen-40
<@Shrdlu> Bananas!
<Hydrogen-40> Bananas!
<Hydrogen-40> Shrdlu, I'm pretty sure that H-40 would be fairly bad, right?
<@Shrdlu> Bananas!
<Hydrogen-40> Shrdlu, mwhahaha
* Shrdlu is now known as Physics_Police
* Hydrogen-40 was kicked by Physics_Police (Quit existing.)

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