XKCDB: The #xkcd Quote Database

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#10939 ⇧ (+420/-482) ⇩
<Eighty> amazon recommended "books i may like": the communist manifesto, learning japanese hiragana and katakana, html and css: design and build websites, bushcraft 101: a field guild to the art of wilderness survival
<Eighty> Bananas!

#10638 ⇧ (+1303/-1400) ⇩
<Rob1992> ...oh wow i think for the first time in years we might have jehova's at our door
<CO2_work> Bananas!
<mie> is being put on a blacklist good or bad thing in this context?
<Cheez> we had some come to our place once when i was living with friends. we were in the middle of stripping wallpaper, so wearing protective gear and had sheets down, we saw them coming so duct taped one of our guys to a chair in the hallway and gagged him (he was a willing participant) my housemate then opened the door to them and from their perspective it looked like some sort of execution or
<Cheez> something, two guys in those disposable white protective suits, plastic sheeting everywhere and a guy tied to a chair and gagged.
<Cheez> Bananas!

#10871 ⇧ (+263/-319) ⇩
<multi> Bananas!
<+tonyb486> Bananas!
<+tonyb486> Bananas!
<+tonyb486> Bananas!
<Charlie> hopeless situation parliament and presbyterian church

#10941 ⇧ (+420/-483) ⇩
<BytesAndCoffee> im 5-nines gay
<BytesAndCoffee> exclusively attracted to men, with the exception of like, 2-3 women
<taixzo> Bananas!
<soobnauce> sounds like fewer than 5 nines
<soobnauce> maybe 2 nines
<BytesAndCoffee> i mean im extrapolating my level of homosexuality to a theoretical 5-nines SLA
<soobnauce> BytesAndCoffee: and I'm contesting your claim of certainty
<BytesAndCoffee> soobnauce: im not disputing your doubt about my SLAs (Sexuality Level Agreement) estimation
<BytesAndCoffee> Bananas!
<@barometz> as long as the SLA includes reimbursements for insufficient sexuality it's all good

#31 ⇧ (+744/-823) ⇩
* agilman is struggling to get openoffice to print envalopes
<SickHippie> Bananas!
<SickHippie> I thought I had it rough...
* SickHippie offers agilman his condolences
<agilman> Bananas!
<SickHippie> Bananas!
<SickHippie> Bananas!
<SickHippie> ^_^
<SickHippie> Bananas!
<agilman> SickHippie: yeah, its a sad day... most of the time I just flirt with nurses
<SickHippie> ...
* SickHippie withdraws his condolences

#10637 ⇧ (+1255/-1358) ⇩
<jamesl> Bananas!
* Parts: jamesl_VPS (jamesl@347C0441:95C50B82:82A408B1:IP) (Connection Interrupted)
<Jax184> Bananas!
<pikhq> Bananas!
<jamesl> uh, crap

#10711 ⇧ (+244/-299) ⇩
<Bucket> Bananas!
<Katrie> Bananas!
<Bucket> balls deep
<Xenos> That's deep
<Bucket> Bananas!

#10655 ⇧ (+1123/-1224) ⇩
< CO2> Bananas!
<@relsqui> Bananas!
< Vulpes> having sex with the amazon delivery man would indeed be difficult
<@relsqui> Bananas!
<@relsqui> "delivery attempted"

#10647 ⇧ (+1215/-1329) ⇩
* CO2 gives Bucket a magic byte
* Bucket is now carrying a magic byte.
<Kalium> Bananas!
<Kalium> i00i0ii0
<multiplexd> Bananas!
* multiplexd wishes they knew more number theory
<CO2> Bananas!
<multiplexd> Bananas!
<Kalium> multiplexd is a complex person

#10682 ⇧ (+236/-298) ⇩
<airtank> Bananas!
<airtank> Bananas!
<airtank> Bananas!
<airtank> Bananas!
<Bucket> Bananas!
<Bucket> Bananas!
<Lisimba> Bananas!
<airtank> i'm fuckin good

#11145 ⇧ (+844/-948) ⇩
<k_strel> Bananas!
<k_strel> this is oddly terrifying to me
<Caffeine> k_strel: apply corrective force?
-*- k_strel punches a bird in the balls
-*- k_strel also wonders, do birds have balls?
<Caffeine> I think that is a question with multiple answers, depending on audience and context
<k_strel> Bananas!
<Caffeine> I concur

#11096 ⇧ (+976/-1089) ⇩
<@barometz> Bananas!
* mothman (~mothman@99180228:3B8BE8D8:6D36E2AB:IP) has joined
<@barometz> .. a software/electronics defect, not a moth

#10632 ⇧ (+1258/-1390) ⇩
* Kalium puts a condom over an RJ45 connector
<Kalium> firewall

#10656 ⇧ (+1045/-1165) ⇩
<Branes> Bananas!
<loudaslife> Bananas!
<barometz> Bananas!
<barometz> Bananas!
<barometz> "Sorry, can you call back in fifteen? I'm in a meeting with Satya Nadella right now" ".. k"
<rcombs> Bananas!
<rcombs> "Thanks for calling Apple, this is Tim"
<rcombs> I'd say Google but >google >support
<barometz> ha
<Agafnd> i seem to recall a story of someone calling microsoft and getting a certain William
<rcombs> call oracle and get larry?
<rcombs> Bananas!

#17 ⇧ (+955/-1070) ⇩
<relsqui> hehehe. M.C. Hammer lived here at the peak of his career.
<root> I knew that about M.C. Hammer
<root> We should put signs up in places that say 'M.C. Hammer slept here'
<shoofle> No
<shoofle> the signs should read 'M.C. Hammer stopped here'
<relsqui> Bananas!
<root> Bananas!
<root> Bananas!

#10 ⇧ (+1204/-1337) ⇩
<laura> i challange you to chess!
<laura> the game for genius's like myself

#10936 ⇧ (+432/-512) ⇩
<tonyb486> Bananas!
<Charlie> Bananas!

#11059 ⇧ (+387/-465) ⇩
<@Charlie> bucket sees you when you're sleeping
<Bucket> Bananas!
<Bucket> fusilliban is mean to cats. ;_;
<taixzo> Bananas!

#11134 ⇧ (+924/-1043) ⇩
<teatwo> Bananas!

#10654 ⇧ (+1149/-1285) ⇩
<rcombs> Bananas!

#5252 ⇧ (+80/-134) ⇩
< TwoPossums> LOL. I just typed in xkcdb.com to see what it was and my nick is at the top of the page. Freaked me out. How did it no???? LOL

#11070 ⇧ (+474/-560) ⇩
<CO2> Bananas!
<tech_exorcist> context?
<CO2> no
<tech_exorcist> Bananas!
<ArdaXi> …most?
<tbo> ArdaXi: you never know
<Bucket> here I am, brain the size of a planet...

#11080 ⇧ (+602/-701) ⇩
* Bucket drops substantive due process and takes several items from the gay agenda.

#8389 ⇧ (+170/-234) ⇩
<natjo> i helped my brother once with a computer problem and all of sudden his wife's entire family treats me as the tech guy
<natjo> Bananas!
<natjo> Bananas!
<natjo> Bananas!
<OptimisticCynic> natjo: And suddenly it becomes so clear how Geek Squad is so profitable

#11092 ⇧ (+1022/-1167) ⇩
< Agafnd> Bananas!
< DannyGlands> matrix movie (about rectangular arrays of mathematical objects)
< Ahrotahntee> Bananas!

#10928 ⇧ (+413/-503) ⇩
<Eighty> bucket: time is just a window someone forgot to close
<Bucket> Eighty: Your mom is just a window someone forgot to close!
<Eighty> Bananas!
<Bucket> Making Factoids is easy.
<Eighty> feeling very attacked right now, bucket

#10661 ⇧ (+656/-767) ⇩
<Jax184> a friend is staying over for a couple days
<Jax184> she noticed a bottle of miracle grow on the bathroom counter (there's a plant in the bathroom window) and commented on how this wasn't the solution to the receeding hairline I've been complaining about
<Jax184> I said "At least I haven't been complaining about the size of my penis"
<nobody> Bananas!
<Jax184> Bananas!
<nobody> Bananas!
<Jax184> in fairness, "Nobody complains about the size of my penis" sounds like a pretty good endorsement

#10929 ⇧ (+374/-463) ⇩
<nobody> Bananas!
<nobody> it didn't work
<Bucket> Bananas!

#6842 ⇧ (+79/-138) ⇩
-!- mode/#xkcd [+b Edward!*@*] by Blade
-!- Edward was kicked from #xkcd by Blade [Blade]

#5662 ⇧ (+94/-155) ⇩
* DaMullet rolls 1d20
<flyingferret> Bananas!

#10933 ⇧ (+408/-511) ⇩
<@stereo> i got my desktop preassembled for a better price than the components on their own, the obvious downside is it's not all stuff i would have chosen
<@stereo> eg. 1TB wd black... not my goto large capacity drive
<bassgoon> stereo: nice, where'd you get your computer?
<@stereo> newegg
<Bucket> Bananas!
<bassgoon> Bananas!
<Bucket> Bananas!

#10663 ⇧ (+611/-739) ⇩
<Bucket> Bananas!
--- billygoat has banned *!~bucket@*.peeron.com
*** Bucket was kicked by billygoat (Goat-ed)
<loudaslife> Bananas!
<loudaslife> what
<loudaslife> Bananas!

#10718 ⇧ (+223/-305) ⇩
<Oracle989> Bananas!
<rcombs> I've actually gotten some pretty legit stuff from Best Finest Quality Top Performance Shenzhen Electron Components Plus Ltd Inc Co
<Oracle989> Bananas!
<Oracle989> Bananas!

#10689 ⇧ (+184/-261) ⇩
<Kalium> Hmm, the oldest person I've been friends with on-line is probably that 65 year old furry dude
<Kalium> he's like, 70 now, I guess
<Rob1992> Bananas!

#11076 ⇧ (+412/-520) ⇩
<SpicyLemon> Bah... I'm trying to look up nutrition information. This hasn't happened to me in the past, but today, I keep finding information for "Serving size: 1 serving." Thanks... That's very helpful.
<Cortana> Bananas!

#8770 ⇧ (+84/-150) ⇩
<teferi> Bananas!

#10930 ⇧ (+370/-474) ⇩
<Tetsunora> Bananas!
<Tetsunora> Bananas!

#10932 ⇧ (+364/-468) ⇩
< soobnauce> I try not to talk about kink stuff on this account
< soobnauce> my general rule of thumb is I won't make fun of it if it's appealing to me
< soobnauce> except for bondage, which is always good

#10924 ⇧ (+383/-491) ⇩
* Skyblaze gives Bucket a Bucket containing Bucket
* Bucket hands Skyblaze a bigger bucket in exchange for a Bucket containing Bucket

#10919 ⇧ (+389/-500) ⇩
<bassgoon> ok I have one more thing to say about US politics for the day and then I'm done:
<bassgoon> Bananas!

#8202 ⇧ (+250/-345) ⇩
<hexium> Bananas!
<Duo> Bananas!
<X-Man> OMG I LOVE THAT SHOW
<kaolbrec> Bananas!
<meeko> Bananas!
<kaolbrec> Bananas!
<kaolbrec> *puts on sunglasses*
<kaolbrec> Bananas!

#10564 ⇧ (+241/-335) ⇩
<rcombs> Bananas!
<rcombs> after I've finished playing the rest of my backlog
* rcombs looks at size of backlog
<rcombs> Bananas!

#10677 ⇧ (+299/-403) ⇩
<CO2> Bananas!
<Jax185> Bananas!
<Kalium> Bananas!
-- Jax185 is now known as Jax184

#10925 ⇧ (+381/-505) ⇩
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Agafnd> the green 'protected' light is still on though
<Skyblaze> Bananas!
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Skyblaze> Bananas!
* Skyblaze pops out of Agafnd's surge protector and bops them in the head
* Agafnd promotes Skyblaze to Lieutenant Surge
-- Skyblaze is now known as Lieutenant
-- Lieutenant is now known as Lieutenant_Surge
<Lieutenant_Surge> Bananas!
<Lieutenant_Surge> I smell a case of battery
<nobody> oh those are my quaruple As
<nobody> Bananas!
<Lieutenant_Surge> nobody, STOP RESISTING
<Bucket> Bananas!
<Agafnd> haha good reaction, bucket
<nobody> ow
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Lieutenant_Surge> Bananas!
<Lieutenant_Surge> I hope joule'll all take notes
<Lieutenant_Surge> Bananas!
<nobody> Bananas!
<Lieutenant_Surge> Bananas!
<Agafnd> it does spark the imagination
<Lieutenant_Surge> ohm my god, other punners!
<Lieutenant_Surge> Bananas!
<Lieutenant_Surge> Bananas!
<Agafnd> it's all your volt!
<Lieutenant_Surge> Wire you blaming this on me?!
<Agafnd> it's your downfall arc
<Lieutenant_Surge> Perhaps. Maybe I'll dodge that in-ducts though
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Lieutenant_Surge> Bananas!
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Lieutenant_Surge> Oh, I have a fuse ideas
<Lieutenant_Surge> Bananas!
<Eighty> Bananas!
<Lieutenant_Surge> And with a third contender we're in A-Stable situation!
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Agafnd> do you have a three-pronged approach?
<Lieutenant_Surge> I don't think my approach will phase you
<gargleblaster> can't say im all that pleased with the current of this conversation
<gargleblaster> there's great potential for harm
<gargleblaster> it's polarizing

#10720 ⇧ (+247/-347) ⇩
<rcombs> Bananas!
<rcombs> Bananas!

#10926 ⇧ (+389/-517) ⇩
<Vulpes> Bananas!
<Eighty> Bananas!
<Eighty> oh i see there's been a misunderstanding. you see i'm actually just a normal fascist

#10704 ⇧ (+223/-324) ⇩
<@Stereo> Bananas!
<@Stereo> Bananas!

#5172 ⇧ (+83/-159) ⇩
<TheMiNd> Bananas!

#39 ⇧ (+897/-1121) ⇩
<root> Bananas!
<SickHippie> Bananas!
<root> You didn't have any of those damned images. They took too long to load as it was.
<elgreco> Bananas!
<SickHippie> we would have DREAMED of having hopher
<SickHippie> *gopher
<SickHippie> all these damn new-fangled letters
<SickHippie> we had BBS
<SickHippie> LONG DISTANCE
<SickHippie> back when you had to pay per minute for long distance
<root> Yeah? Well we used to transmit via kermit at 300 baud
<SickHippie> we had two tin cans and a 200 mile long string
<root> before that it was 120 baud. On an acoustic modem
<SickHippie> used to tap the cans in binary
<root> Bananas!
<root> Bananas!
<SickHippie> you had fire?
<SickHippie> lucky...
<SickHippie> Bananas!
<root> We tried semaphore, but we just didn't have the terrain.
* SickHippie hobbles off to take some multi-vitamins
<root> Bananas!
<agilman> Bananas!
<SickHippie> Bananas!
<root> and when you couldn't hear someone over the shout, you'd go run over to the next person over to ask them what they said
<root> Bananas!
<root> Bananas!
* SickHippie applauds root's incredible buildup for such a lame joke

#10923 ⇧ (+381/-514) ⇩
<Ferris> Bananas!
<Ferris> so i went ahead and voted for him

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