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#8092 ⇧ (+447/-195) ⇩
< logic> Ok, so I was at this party about a week ago, for my friend's birthday
< logic> Bananas!
< sudonotplease> Bananas!
< logic> Bananas!
< logic> sudonotplease: it was a good party
< logic> And then i gave it back to him
< logic> and this girl i had been talking to asked if i did tricks
< logic> and figuring the best way to stop any crap magician from doing tricks is to do one better than he could do, I agreed to do just one trick
< sudonotplease> logic: You magic?
< logic> Bananas!
< Duo> Bananas!
< logic> Bananas!
< logic> anyone who knows anything about magic knows this is a really easy card to mental-force on girls
< logic> Bananas!
< logic> Bananas!
< logic> unfortunately, instead of taking this as a trick, she takes it as proof of me being pyschic
* sudonotplease knows nothing about magic, but now this!
< logic> Anyway - so this girl starts asking me questions, to which I'm saying left right and centre "no, not psychic"
< logic> Bananas!
< logic> I pull Taurus out of the air, which she proclaims to everyone is right
< Seth> logic: O.o
< logic> Anyway, after asking me more questions she becomes UTTERLY CONVINCED that I am psychic
< Seth> logic: woah
< logic> Bananas!
< logic> And I tell her that she should go get tested
< logic> Bananas!
< Seth> logic: turns out, she has HIV?
< logic> Bananas!
< sudonotplease> OH SHIIIIIT
< Seth> Bananas!
< Duo> hahaha
< Freudian> Ahahaha