#8092 ⇧ (+443/-192) ⇩
< logic> Ok, so I was at this party about a week ago, for my friend's birthday
< logic> and there was this guy with a deck of cards who'd clearly just learned a magic trick and was doing it to EVERHYONE
< sudonotplease> logic: A lot of stuff seems to have happened at this party.
< logic> And it was pissing me off, so i asked for the deck and springed it a couple of times, fanned it and just fooled around with some false cuts
< logic> sudonotplease: it was a good party
< logic> And then i gave it back to him
< logic> and this girl i had been talking to asked if i did tricks
< logic> and figuring the best way to stop any crap magician from doing tricks is to do one better than he could do, I agreed to do just one trick
< sudonotplease> logic: You magic?
< logic> So I let her shuffle the deck, and when she gave it back to me, I just took a quick look at the top card
< Duo> he illusions.
< logic> Anyway, it happened to be the Queen of Diamonds
< logic> anyone who knows anything about magic knows this is a really easy card to mental-force on girls
< logic> So I just asked her what card she was thinking of
< logic> And perfectly on cue, she says "Queen of Diamonds" - I turn the card around and amazement occurs
< logic> unfortunately, instead of taking this as a trick, she takes it as proof of me being pyschic
* sudonotplease knows nothing about magic, but now this!
< logic> Anyway - so this girl starts asking me questions, to which I'm saying left right and centre "no, not psychic"
< logic> And she just asks me to guess her star sign
< logic> I pull Taurus out of the air, which she proclaims to everyone is right
< Seth> logic: O.o
< logic> Anyway, after asking me more questions she becomes UTTERLY CONVINCED that I am psychic
< Seth> logic: woah
< logic> She asks me if I have any advice for her
< logic> And I tell her that she should go get tested
< logic> I really didn't think that through, but I meant it as a flippant comment
< Seth> logic: turns out, she has HIV?
< logic> Seth: Pregnant.
< sudonotplease> OH SHIIIIIT
< Seth> logic: damn
< Duo> hahaha
< Freudian> Ahahaha
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