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<partdavid> not only that, they're making a movie of Monopoly!
<nazgjunk> partdavid: what.
<nazgjunk> I hope it'll be as crazy as Clue.
<Shrdlu> IN A WORLD. WHERE PROPERTY IS THEFT. AND CHANCE IS EVERYTHING.
<Shrdlu> ONE MAN.
<Shrdlu> JUST.
<Shrdlu> ROLLED.
<Shrdlu> DOUBLES.
<Lhyzz> "No, Uncle Pennybags! They can't take you to jail! I won't let them!"
<Lhyzz> "Don't worry. I have a plan."
<Lhyzz> DUN DUN
<Lhyzz> "You've built hotels on every block from Oriental Avenue to Park Place! Do you really think this can last?"
<Lhyzz> "I'm sure as hell going to find out."
<Lhyzz> DUN DUN DUN
<Lhyzz> THE POWER.
<Lhyzz> THE PASSION.
<Lhyzz> THE COMMUNITY CHEST.
<Lhyzz> "You've won second place in a beauty pageant!"
<Lhyzz> "Well this is unexpected."
<Lhyzz> AND IN THE END.
<Lhyzz> NOBODY.
<Lhyzz> GETS OUT OF JAIL.
<Lhyzz> FREE.
<Lhyzz> MONOPOLY THE MOVIE.
<Lhyzz> COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU FOR AN UNANNOUNCED AND EXTREMELY SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME.

[ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204976/ --Ed. ]