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khmer: so, i have a bit of a story to tell about last night's party
barnaby: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: i get there and know nobody; andrew knows the birthday girl, that's about it
khmer: the hosts are a pair of mid-20s IT workers from japan, and 80% of the guest list is japanese exchange students, around my age
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
creature: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: but we're out on the balcony smoking and then being openly asked about the size of our dicks
prozac: bwahahahaahahahaha
khmer: Bananas!
zylche: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: 'what?'
khmer: 'parliamentary!'
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: 'but it's very hard, you know, visa, and green card'
khmer: 'oh you mean permanently! ah, i see'
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
Coldcell: send her over.
khmer: Bananas!
Coldcell: Bananas!
prozac: khmer, there was a huge cutural misunderstanding
prozac: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
Coldcell: Bananas!
khmer: so, yes, considering among other things the cultural gaps you two are pointing out, we made sure not to flirt with anyone heavily
Coldcell: 'oh, I totally play HH in the nude, don't you know Americans?'
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: we recited the who's on first routine
khmer: RIOTOUS LAUGHTER
Ephphatha: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: beer bottle, that is
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: you know, absence of verbal humor, we're like...
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: so i get a quarter out of my pocket and i grab miyuki, who is heartbreakingly gorgeous
prozac: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: she understands
khmer: so, i press it to her forehead, and, you guys know the trick, right? i remove it as i pull my hand away
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: TWELVE TIMES
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: she yells something at him in japanese, glares
khmer: he's like...uh...are you...are you sure?
khmer: it's gonna hurt real bad
khmer: she nods frantically
Ephphatha: you're mean
khmer: Ephphatha i was BEGGING her to feel her forehead with her hand
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: she wouldn't LISTEN
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: LOOK MIYUKI IT'S THE QUARTER
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: so she demands that this dude hit her
khmer: and he does
khmer: so hard she FALLS OVER
Ephphatha: hahaha
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: she heard no quarter drop
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: her eyes widen, and then
khmer: she JAMS ME INTO A CORNER AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ME
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: she's screaming and hitting me with closed fists, REALLY HARD
Ephphatha: Bananas!
khmer: so, i notice after a few seconds of this
khmer: the blows are falling softer and less often
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: the room begins to chuckle, the trance recedes
khmer: then she stops DEAD SILENT
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
shoofle: Bananas!
khmer: and then she turns to me and says 'you like jazz?'
creature: Congratulations! You pulled a crazy girl.
khmer: Bananas!
prozac: Bananas!
Ephphatha: ok, if I EVER go to a party with you, you're not allowed to have any coins
prozac: Bananas!
khmer: Bananas!
prozac: Bananas!
Coldcell: Bananas!