#1150 ⇧ (+740/-305) ⇩
ruleThirtyFour: I have a dark secret that I want you all to know about.
ruleThirtyFour: It was a pun.
ruleThirtyFour: I was in high school. It was a Cisco certification course.
ruleThirtyFour: Somebody knocked a load of books off the teacher's desk, and she asked the student teacher to put them back
ruleThirtyFour: and I said, 'Hang on a sec...
ruleThirtyFour: ...doesn't he need the admin password to install a library?'
ruleThirtyFour: that was the first time I literally saw somebody become speechless
ruleThirtyFour: absolutely NOTHING to say to me at that point
ruleThirtyFour: she stood in front of the class with her mouth hanging open for a full five seconds