#1018 ⇧ (+722/-306) ⇩
<explicitjelly> Guys! GUYS! I have to go in a few seconds, forever, but before I go, I just HAVE to tell you the secret I discovered: a free and completely clean, infinite source of energy that also allows you to have consensual sex with EVERY woman you like. It's easy!
<explicitjelly> let me explain:
[#xkcd-signal] -moderator- explicitjelly, you have been muted for 1 minute 4 seconds.