XKCDB: The #xkcd Quote Database

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#10918 ⇧ (+379/-514) ⇩
< Iykury> Bananas!
< Iykury> wait shit
< Iykury> Bananas!
< taixzo> #xkcd Is Not Vim

#10920 ⇧ (+366/-501) ⇩
<alizarin> Bananas!
<alizarin> Bananas!
<alizarin> I haven't been away from home for any notable period of time since March, 69 nice jokes are the one thing still binding my psyche together
<@Kalium> Bananas!
<alizarin> Bananas!
<alizarin> Bananas!

#10693 ⇧ (+189/-293) ⇩
<OracleMobile> So the supplier that sold me off spec materials just got shut down by the DEA
<OracleMobile> Bananas!
<OracleMobile> Bananas!

#1614 ⇧ (+90/-175) ⇩
< apsterling> Bananas!
< apsterling> I'm gonna hit the hay
< apsterling> Bananas!
< industrialbs> Bananas!
< industrialbs> ILL MISS YOU
-!- apsterling [~apsterlin@hide-720E8DED.ph.ph.cox.net] has quit [Quit: apsterling]
< industrialbs> NOT
< industrialbs> lol

#11069 ⇧ (+404/-565) ⇩
<tbo> it's Tony Blair, right?
<SpaceHobo> the war crimes guy?
<tbo> the british clinton guy
<@Charlie> Bananas!
<ArdaXi> "the war crimes guy" does not seem particularly specific
<@Charlie> there are lots of war crimes guys, but there's war crimes tony blair and then there are presumably other, non-war crimesy tonys blair living in random neighbourhoods in various english-speaking countries
<tonyb486> "tonys blair" rofl
<ArdaXi> I just googled quickly and
<ArdaXi> Bananas!
<ArdaXi> I'm not sure it's possible not to do war crimes with a name like that

#10018 ⇧ (+105/-202) ⇩
<CO2_phone> People are weird
<relsqui> Bananas!

#10684 ⇧ (+183/-306) ⇩
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<multiplexd> barometz: did you update your poorly kerned kernel?
<%barometz> Bananas!

#11051 ⇧ (+611/-850) ⇩
<tonyb486> Bananas!
<Lucent> wow for real?
<Lucent> Bananas!
<tonyb486> i suspect the cheese at mcdonalds is so far from actual cheese that it only barely bothers me
<Lucent> horrifying tidbit but I'm glad for you

#8262 ⇧ (+262/-416) ⇩
<sile> Bananas!
<Palomides> Bananas!

#10809 ⇧ (+229/-407) ⇩
<Kalium> Bananas!
<Kalium> we don't have bears here they seem like they're a lot scarier than lions which at least have the decency to not stand up on two legs and tower over you
<Vulpes> Bananas!
<Vulpes> oh look it's a giant dog
<Vulpes> wait why is it standing
<Vulpes> Bananas!
<Kalium> NOT DOG

#10974 ⇧ (+429/-685) ⇩
<tonyb486> Bananas!
<tech_exorcist> the answer is one search engine query away
<tech_exorcist> (no, I'm not going to check)
<Lisimba> Bananas!
<tech_exorcist> Bananas!
<ArdaXi> Bananas!

#10992 ⇧ (+597/-931) ⇩
<Bucket> pansexual is just inclusive of people who aren't completely defined by one gender or sex
<Cortana> Bananas!
<Charlie> Bananas!
<loudaslife> with a splinter group focused on copper
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Charlie> using teflon was also controversial in the 1990s
<XanT> Copper pans are bimetallic to stop leeching.

#10993 ⇧ (+613/-956) ⇩
<Bucket> I am the alpha and the gamma. You, uh ... you might want to keep a safe distance.
<nobody> i am the mu and the sigma
<Lisimba> Bananas!

#10880 ⇧ (+370/-615) ⇩
<Bucket> Bananas!
* Cortana rolls Bucket
<Bucket> Bananas!
<Cortana> Bananas!
* multi rolls dice
* dice gets dizzy
* Cortana rolls multi
<multi> wuah!

#10845 ⇧ (+329/-560) ⇩
<_qrs> Bananas!
<+Bucket> Bananas!
<_qrs> Bananas!
<+Bucket> Damn straight.

#10788 ⇧ (+178/-351) ⇩
* Agafnd has joined
<Lisimba> Bananas!
* Agafnd mentally debates whether that's about plants or data structures, settles on plants
<Columb> Agafnd: since the "adult" specifyer, I'd think plants
<Agafnd> Bananas!

#10985 ⇧ (+594/-950) ⇩
<ditto_irl> Bananas!
<Bucket> Bananas!

#10987 ⇧ (+623/-998) ⇩
<Cortana> Charlie: my first job was crematorium
<Cortana> Bananas!
<Cortana> Bananas!
<Cortana> so
<Cortana> Bananas!
<nodoby> but the ashes don't smell, do they?
<Cortana> Bananas!
<Cortana> Bananas!
<Peng> So don't swallow an SD card full of porn?

#10991 ⇧ (+600/-986) ⇩
* CO2 (~CO2@cloak-421745AF.connected.by.freedominter.net, ) has joined
<tech_exorcist> hi CO2
<CO2> Bananas!
<CO2> Bananas!

#10982 ⇧ (+603/-992) ⇩
<Cortana> Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

#11052 ⇧ (+715/-1164) ⇩
<Lisimba> Bananas!
<tonyb486> Bananas!
<Lisimba> It's amazing how far you can get with logic reasoning and science and perhaps a hacksaw.

#10981 ⇧ (+591/-984) ⇩
<tonyb486> we should all go into our own private irc channels to prevent the international spread of covid via irc
<tonyb486> don't ya know now that the 5g in the vaccine has connected our immune systems to the internet
* Thedarkb (~beno@32CFDF7B.E247F221.CC1DA792.IP) has left (Social distancing.)
<tonyb486> Bananas!

#10984 ⇧ (+605/-1005) ⇩
<@barometz> speaking of horse porn
<@barometz> haven't seen Jax184 in a while

#10832 ⇧ (+296/-545) ⇩
<Vulpes> like, I know that some authors consider some of their published works to be fanfiction, but
<Agafnd> right, is fiction about (greek|roman|norse|egyption|whatever else) gods fan fiction?
<Charlie> Bananas!
<Agafnd> Charlie: then it's real-person fanfic, isn't it? :P
<@Kalium> real deity fanfic
<Bucket> http://realdeityfanfic.tumblr.com/
<@Kalium> please be real

#10983 ⇧ (+587/-992) ⇩
<tech_exorcist> Bucket: please don't scare the shit out of me
<Bucket> I'm not hungry, thanks.

#10994 ⇧ (+583/-986) ⇩
<CO2> Bananas!
* Bucket can't find any appropriate gifts, so takes bad karma from CO2 for future gift giving.
<CO2> Bananas!

#10144 ⇧ (+77/-223) ⇩
<rpenguin> I suggest you build a statue of me and surround it with sweet smelling flowers and charge admission to view it.
<Anti_Spiral> Bananas!
<@barometz> Bananas!
<Anti_Spiral> Bananas!
<@barometz> Bananas!

#11054 ⇧ (+655/-1107) ⇩
<tech_exorcist> Bananas!
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Bucket> Bananas!

#33 ⇧ (+776/-1293) ⇩
< Brian> Bananas!
<%relsqui> Bananas!
< Brian> Dude, it's the internet, given the baseline attractiveness of most people on the internet, it's safer for my visual cortex to assume clothes.
<%relsqui> Bananas!
< Brian> then to me, all of you look just like Angelina Jolie. This is the best chatroom EVER!

#11055 ⇧ (+661/-1137) ⇩
<Lisimba> Bananas!
<Lisimba> I've never used that for clothes but it's quite good at cleaning the machine itself once or twice a year.
<Lisimba> Bananas!

#10813 ⇧ (+245/-493) ⇩
<CO2> Bananas!
<CO2> when I do a wrong thing in my code where it starts absolutely spamming an API by accident I call it DoS'ing
<CO2> Bananas!
<loudaslife> Bananas!

#10821 ⇧ (+263/-523) ⇩
<sean_> is anubis the egyptian god of death?
<sean_> Bananas!
<sean_> Bananas!
<sean_> Bananas!
<sean_> Bananas!

#11056 ⇧ (+624/-1219) ⇩
< Cortana> Bananas!
* Bucket gorges facefirst in a bucket of botsnacks
* SpicyLemon gives bucket a purse full of Girl Scout botsnacks.
* Bucket is now carrying a purse full of Girl Scout botsnacks, but dropped a predisposition to hate the French.
< SpicyLemon> dibs!
< SpicyLemon> Bananas!

#10808 ⇧ (+219/-579) ⇩
<null> vulpes
<Bucket> Bananas!
<null> yeah I think Vulpes would like that factoid
<Vulpes> hey I haven't been drunk in hm
<Vulpes> hours actually
<Vulpes> not making an excellent case for myself here

#10798 ⇧ (+282/-757) ⇩
<eezo> how about we just, y'know, engineer people to spontaneously detonate whenever they feel like saying stupid crap ?
<Lisimba> Bananas!

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